A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and
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A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and
shabby looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars so he could buy dinner. The man took out his wallet , extracted a ten dollar bill, and asked "If I give you this money, will you buy booze with it instead?" No, I had to stop drinking years ago" the homeless man replied. Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" the man asked. "No, I don't gamble any more. I need everything I can just to stay alive" said the homeless man. Will you spend it on greens fees at the golf course?" the man asked. "Are you nuts? I haven't played golf in 20 years" the homeless man replied. "Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district?" the man asked. "Certainly not. What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" the homeless man replied. "Well, I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that. I know I'm dirty and I probably smell pretty disgusting." The man replied "That's OK. I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up booze, gambling, golf, and sex."
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From: SoCal
RB now Im gonna tell ya a Homeless Bum story 
I took my
to see Robin Williams (who you KNOW Mom 
's ) well heres an example of his AWESOMENESS!!After the show we went outside and hung by the back doors where he was gonna leave as thats where they said to go if you wanted to maybe get to see him! So after waiting with about 20 other people for awhile he comes out!
No reg Limo he had a Black Excursion so before he gets in he sees us all and comes over! He is signin sheiit posters n such! I luckily had my photo of him that I had taken when I met him before in Reno. He signed it and signed a poster for Nick!
He's gettin pretty much into the group of people and one of the SECURITY DUDES tells him to get back over there with him
Well all of a sudden we hear this Voice yell out "hey Robin" or sumthin like that! Its this homeless DUDE across the street! Well Robin walks over across to him starts rappin W/him and then proceeds to pull out his wallet and gives him a wad a $$$$ DOES THAT ROCK OR WHAT
the Security DUDE is havin a cow cuz he's allready to far away! THEN when he comes back over he poses for a pic W/ Nick & I
he is tooooooooo cute had on Kakies and a camo hat looked like a bum himself! Cuz he prolly does get mobbed alot!
anyway I thought it was toooooo cool that he took the time to go say whazzzzzzzzzup to that Bum and gave him $ like that!
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From: SoCal
Originally posted by jtpassat
where's the pict mom??
where's the pict mom??
I'll find it but Mom looks bad in it I tink so maybe I'll just scan the Cutie Robin! Tooooooooo funny the DUDE that took it totally cut Nick out da pic
Nick was mad but hey he got to meet him and thats all dat matters! I prolly am one of his BIGGEST fans! I cant help it he's just toooo cute n funny!
