A man went to the proctologist's office
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A man went to the proctologist's office
The nurse told him to have a seat in the examining room and the doctor would be with him in a few minutes. He sat down and noticed what was on the exam table: a tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove, and a mug of beer. When the doctor finally came in the man said "Look, Doc, I'm a little confused. I know what the K-Y jelly is for and I know what the rubber glove is for, but can you tell me what the beer is for?" At that the doctor became noticeably outraged, stormed over to the door, flunb the door open, and yelled "Nurse, I said a BUTT LIGHT!!!"
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then there was one guy who was nervous so the doctor said "I'll put one hand on your shoulder during your prostate exam so you'll feel more comfortable". The guy said "that does make me feel a little better but I'm still nervous". The doctor then said, why don't I put my other hand on your shoulder also?"
