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Somewhere, in some landfill, are several soiled Sears catalogs. . .

 

Uh, Sears huh?...





I guess I go through keyborads like you go through magazines though! I just can't stand it when they get all sticky!

 

Eddie: Did you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?
Moe: No! [buzz]
All right, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him. [ding]
Eddie: Checks out. OK, sir, you're free to go.
Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight. [buzz]
_A_ date. [buzz]
Dinner with friends. [buzz]
Dinner alone. [buzz]
Watching TV alone. [buzz]
All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the
Victoria's Secret catalog. [buzz]
[weakly] Sears catalog. [ding]
[angry] Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't
deserve this kind of shabby treatment! [buzz]
-- Moe vs. the polygraph machine, "Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two"

 

I strangers!

 

Too much effort (keeping the damn hand on ice for all that time) for minimal pay off.

 

Good point but, I usually do that after 3 or 4 sessions when my wang needs a rest anyways...

 

Hadn't looked at it from the angle. . . but I suppose I've only had one eye on the subject anyway.

 

Oh not me, I look in the mirror when I'm in the act. It really turns me on!

 

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SMUG?