Mean joke
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Mean joke
So I'm sitting in my 'other office' at work this morning. This is the office with the porcelain chair...
The female custodian sticks her head in the men's room door and discretely says "hello???". Instead of my usual "Good Morning!" response, I sat silently and waited until she had rolled her bucket into the men's room. Having situated myself in the handicapped stall (can I get fined for using the handicapped stall when I'm not handicapped?) at the end of the row, making myself somewhat hidden, I waited for her to begin her cleaning routine, then I made the loudest strawberry ever. "PHFHBBFTFBFTFBFTFBFTFBFTFBFTFBFTFTT!!!"
She screamed and ran out of the men's room.
I laughed.
Was this wrong?
The female custodian sticks her head in the men's room door and discretely says "hello???". Instead of my usual "Good Morning!" response, I sat silently and waited until she had rolled her bucket into the men's room. Having situated myself in the handicapped stall (can I get fined for using the handicapped stall when I'm not handicapped?) at the end of the row, making myself somewhat hidden, I waited for her to begin her cleaning routine, then I made the loudest strawberry ever. "PHFHBBFTFBFTFBFTFBFTFBFTFBFTFBFTFTT!!!"
She screamed and ran out of the men's room.
I laughed.
Was this wrong?
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Originally Posted by Peter Pantless,Mar 25 2009, 05:49 AM
So I'm sitting in my 'other office' at work this morning. This is the office with the porcelain chair...
The female custodian sticks her head in the men's room door and discretely says "hello???". Instead of my usual "Good Morning!" response, I sat silently and waited until she had rolled her bucket into the men's room. Having situated myself in the handicapped stall (can I get fined for using the handicapped stall when I'm not handicapped?) at the end of the row, making myself somewhat hidden, I waited for her to begin her cleaning routine, then I made the loudest strawberry ever. "PHFHBBFTFBFTFBFTFBFTFBFTFBFTFBFTFTT!!!"
She screamed and ran out of the men's room.
I laughed.
Was this wrong?
The female custodian sticks her head in the men's room door and discretely says "hello???". Instead of my usual "Good Morning!" response, I sat silently and waited until she had rolled her bucket into the men's room. Having situated myself in the handicapped stall (can I get fined for using the handicapped stall when I'm not handicapped?) at the end of the row, making myself somewhat hidden, I waited for her to begin her cleaning routine, then I made the loudest strawberry ever. "PHFHBBFTFBFTFBFTFBFTFBFTFBFTFBFTFTT!!!"
She screamed and ran out of the men's room.
I laughed.
Was this wrong?
