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Old Jun 12, 2006 | 11:03 AM
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A man approaches a beautiful woman in a supermarket. "I've lost my girlfriend," he tells her. "Can you stand here and talk to me for a few minutes?"

"Sure, but I don't understand how that would help," she replies.

"Well, every time I talk to a woman with breasts like yours, my girlfriend appears out of nowhere."
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Old Jun 12, 2006 | 11:39 AM
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Old Jun 12, 2006 | 01:09 PM
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Old Jun 12, 2006 | 01:22 PM
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tig ole bitties!!!
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Old Jun 12, 2006 | 01:34 PM
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Old Jun 12, 2006 | 01:39 PM
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Old Jun 12, 2006 | 01:43 PM
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Old Jun 12, 2006 | 01:43 PM
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"Hi! 8D_In_Trunk, meat to please you."
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Old Jun 12, 2006 | 03:28 PM
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Old Jun 12, 2006 | 08:08 PM
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