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Old Dec 1, 2006 | 12:53 PM
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A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the freeway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks "What's going on?" "Terrorists have kidnapped Mel Gibson. They're asking for a $310 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse him with gasoline and set him on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks "How much is everyone giving, on average?" "About a gallon."
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Old Dec 1, 2006 | 12:59 PM
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I heard that one about Hillary.
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Old Dec 1, 2006 | 01:07 PM
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I heard that one about Raptor.
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Old Dec 1, 2006 | 01:45 PM
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Old Dec 1, 2006 | 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Dec 1 2006, 10:07 PM
I heard that one about Raptor.
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Old Dec 1, 2006 | 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Dec 1 2006, 02:07 PM
I heard that one about Raptor.
It's no laughing matter!!! They were tired of RB's commitment to
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Old Dec 1, 2006 | 02:12 PM
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Old Dec 1, 2006 | 02:13 PM
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Old Dec 1, 2006 | 02:53 PM
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I bet the Jews give nothing! We are so tight.
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Old Dec 1, 2006 | 04:24 PM
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sheisty ye all are :raptorssoapboxsmilie:
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