THINGS MEN WILL NEVER SAY:
>
> 1. I think Barry Manilow is one cool mother****er.
> 2. No, I don't want another beer. I have to work tomorrow.
> 3. Her tits are just way too big.
> 4. Sometimes I just want to be held.
> 5. That Rosie O'Donnell chick gives me a boner.
> 6. Sure! I'd love to wear a condom.
> 7. We haven't been to the mall in ages, let's go shop and I'll
> hold your
> purse.
> 8. Screw Monday Night Football, let's watch "Ally McBeal."
> 9. It's late. Put your clothes back on and I'll take you home.
>
> 10. Honey, I'm going to the store, do you need more tampons?
> 11. I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss.
> 12. I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon
> twist.
> 13. Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again.
> 14. I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are
> open when
> she's getting ready for bed? Maybe I should tell her.
> 15. No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn.
> 16. Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines. I don't
> look at them
> anymore.
> 17. I understand.
> 18. This movie has way too much nudity.
> 19. Damn, we're late for church!
> 20. No! I don't want to see your sister's new tits.
> 21. Damn these onions, pass me a tissue.
> 22. Put some panties on for Christ's sake.
> 23. Eat something!! You are starting to look like a Victoria's
> Secret
> model!!
> 24. Don't pick that up, I got it.
> 25. Happy Anniversary!!!
> 26. Hey, isn't today your mothers birthday?
> 27. Let's talk, I miss talking.
> 28. Gay men have rights too!
> 29. I am just too tired to have sex again today!
> 30. Are you losing weight, sweetie?
>

 

LOL, we are all the same

 

How the did I miss this one?

 

 

man this was revived from the dead! 5-17-02! wow

 

true.

 

Wow. Only two replies until recently.

 

werd.

 

the made me do it!

 

Wow, this is one OLD thread !!!