I would have thrown in a few toes w/ that rib...

 

"May I help you, sir?"
"How much for a order a ribs?"
"Uh, two fifty."
"Two fifty? How many ribs do I get with that?"
"Uh, 'bout five."
"Five. So, I guess that's about fifty cents a rib, huh?"
"Yeah, 'bout."
"Let me get one."
"Right on. One order!"
"One order o' ribs!"
"No, no. No, no. One rib."
"One rib."
"I sure am hungry."
"Uh, make that one rib to go."
"One rib?"
"One rib. What else?"
"You got any soda?"
"One dollar."
"Aw, come on now, look out for a brother man, come on. Hey check this out, why don't you let me get a sip for fifteen cent?"
"My cups cost more than fifteen cents."
"Alright, **** the cup, pour it in my hand for a dime."
"Look, you greasy haired, Jeri Curl... pay me and get the hell outta my store!"
"You got change for a hundred?"

 

Niiiiiice

 

 

 

Can't argue that.