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Old Aug 24, 2006 | 07:56 AM
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Thumbs down The Mexican Bandit

A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. Finally, a reward was offered for his capture, and an enterprising Texas ranger decided to track him down. After a lengthy search, he traced the bandit to his favorite cantina, snuck up behind him, put his trusty six-shooter to the bandit's head and said, "You're under arrest. Tell me where you hid the loot or I'll blow your brains out."

But the bandit didn't speak English, and the Ranger didn't speak Spanish.

Fortunately, a bilingual lawyer was in the saloon and translated the Ranger's message. The terrified bandit blurted out in Spanish that the loot was buried under the oak tree in back of the cantina.

"What did he say?" asked the Ranger.

The lawyer answered, "He said 'Get lost, Gringo. You wouldn't dare shoot me!'"
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Old Aug 24, 2006 | 09:05 AM
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If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.
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Old Aug 24, 2006 | 09:16 AM
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Old Aug 24, 2006 | 09:22 AM
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Old Aug 24, 2006 | 12:03 PM
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Old Aug 24, 2006 | 12:39 PM
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Old Aug 24, 2006 | 12:45 PM
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someone is gonna get hairy palm
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Old Aug 24, 2006 | 12:46 PM
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or go blind
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Old Aug 24, 2006 | 12:47 PM
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Old Aug 24, 2006 | 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by jasonw,Aug 24 2006, 12:46 PM
or go blind
yup.
I've seen many teenagers afflicted with sudden loss of vision.
"I was all alone in my room and suddenly I lost my vision. I wasnt doing anything"
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