But my darling - just because you "are a wee bit of alright" , does not necessarily mean that you will meet many of the UK's finest in your everyday dealings as you are living in the colonies.

But lurking around a consulate would have helped.

So did you strip for the consul?

 

no, I did not.

Oh and did I mention that we use to all go down the pub and get thoroughly leathered all the time!

 

Now there is a very typical english expression. Good girl

 

We'd go home peckish for a curry and then drift off the the land of Nod.

 

So you picked up some bad habits from them then?

 

Indeed good sir! I even break into a little Churchill when drunk!

 

ing wankers. First James, now Kelk.... we won the war damn it!

 

How can you break into a little churchill when drunk?

Our nation's greatest leader and you do that

This is where I ought to say "Run along poppet and make sure you courtsy any grown ups you meet"

but I won't

 

And since then in every war you've been in you've shot your men and / or allies

Nice going

 

Two fingers Plunker!