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Old Dec 21, 2004 | 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Kelk,Dec 21 2004, 12:25 PM
Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough

Right I'm off home for some food - might swing by here later
toodle pip!
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Old Dec 21, 2004 | 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Kelk,Dec 21 2004, 03:22 PM
I wouldn't say she was keen but she had a mattress trapped to her back
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Old Dec 21, 2004 | 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly,Dec 21 2004, 12:27 PM
Yeah, I thought that one was funny too!
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Old Dec 21, 2004 | 12:19 PM
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Do you want to hear some more?
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Old Dec 21, 2004 | 12:20 PM
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sure!

Loggin out for a little... will be back in a few!
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Old Dec 21, 2004 | 12:27 PM
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He's fat, he's round, he's always on the ground

I wouldn't say she's fat but don't stand in her way near a buffet

Tighter than a gnat's chuff




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Old Dec 21, 2004 | 05:49 PM
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Chuff??????????
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Old Dec 21, 2004 | 05:55 PM
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The Assyrian came down like a wolf on the fold
and his cohorts were gleaming in purple and gold.

The destruction of Sennacherib by Archibald MacLeish
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Old Dec 21, 2004 | 06:02 PM
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"Rododoktulos erigenea eon": "The rosy-fingered, early-born dawn.....": Widely accepted as the most onomatopoetic verse ever conceived in world history. Homer, opening line of the Odyssey, describing Odysseus and his troops, upon awawening, after a night of Dionyssian sleep after sacking Troy.
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Old Dec 21, 2004 | 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Dec 21 2004, 09:47 AM
Great idea! We have a very large garage


I really cant believe peeps have not heard of Jimmy BUffet! If you have ever been drunk at a bar you HAVE heard this song! You may not remember.... but you hummed it I guarantee!




Jimmy Buffett

Margaritaville Lyrics


Nibblin' on sponge cake
Watchin' the sun bake
All of those tourists covered with oil
Strummin' my six-string
On my front porch swing
Smell those shrimp they're beginnin' to boil

Chorus:
Wastin' away again in Margaritaville
Searching for my lost shaker of salt
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
But I know it's nobody's fault

I don't know the reason
I stayed here all season
Nothin' to show but this brand new tattoo
But it's a real beauty
A Mexican cutie
How it got here I haven't a clue

Chorus:
Wastin' away again in Margaritaville
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
Now I think
Hell, it could be my fault

I blew out my flip-flop
Stepped on a pop-top
Cut my heel had to cruise on back home
But there's booze in the blender
And soon it will render
That frozen concoction that helps me hang on

Wastin' away again in Margaritaville
Searching for my lost shaker of salt
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
But I know it's my own damn fault
Yes and some people claim that there's a woman to blame
And I know it's my own damn fault
You forgot the lost verse...

Old men in tank tops cruising the gift shops
Checking out the chiquitas down by the shore
They dream about weight loss, wish they could be their own boss
Those three day vacations become such a bore
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