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Old May 3, 2006 | 08:56 AM
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A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole. One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says,"Yum! I smell maple syrup!" The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says "Yum! I smell honey!" The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way so he says, "Geez, all I can smell is....






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MOLASSES!!!
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Old May 3, 2006 | 09:23 AM
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Old May 3, 2006 | 11:52 AM
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I was waiting for moleshit.
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Old May 3, 2006 | 12:09 PM
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or guacamole
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Old May 3, 2006 | 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by beanolo,May 3 2006, 04:09 PM
or guacamole
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Old May 3, 2006 | 12:11 PM
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whack-a-mole
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Old May 3, 2006 | 03:00 PM
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Did I hear "guacamole enema?"
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Old May 3, 2006 | 03:06 PM
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:earsperked:


:accordingly:
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Old May 3, 2006 | 03:53 PM
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Pretty good.
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Old May 3, 2006 | 05:11 PM
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Pretty good my ass, guacamole enemas at the 82
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