C O R N E R

 

nice

 

Thankyou

 

Egggggcelllent :insertmr.burnsvoicehere:

Who's the guy reaching around you to cop a feel of the pita breast?

 

You made me laugh right out loud.... glad I didn't have coffee in my mouth.

 

Oooo lalaa mommy!

 

Cop a feel?

 

The ol' reach a round?

 

Two Texas cowboys were discussing their favorite sexual positions. One said "I really like rodeo sex." The other cowboy said "Rodeo sex, how does that work?" The first cowboy says "Well, you get your wife or significant other to get down on the floor on her hands and knees on the floor, then mount her from behind, doggie style. Then you reach around and grab one tit firmly with each hand and say 'Gee, these feel exactly like your sister's' and try to hang on for eight seconds."