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Old Apr 3, 2006 | 11:30 AM
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1: It was a pelle pelle pack, and she stumbled into the wrong neighborhood, where the local gangsta's killed her for it, cuz theyz too thin to shop at Mr. Alan's.

2: 3 days
3: it's an automatic, w/pushbutton shift
4: yup
5: 8 days. Else it'd be called something else.
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Old Apr 3, 2006 | 11:32 AM
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1. I was made of uranium and she died of radiation poisoning.

2. half as long as it would to dig a whole hole

3. it was a friendly ghost.

4. depends on the intended meaning. farmer don't have the best grammar

5. 7 days. you pull the weights once a week.
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Old Apr 3, 2006 | 11:55 AM
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1. She had water in her designer backpack and it froze?
2. 3 days
3. Automatic transmission
4. There's a difference: Location, location, location.
5. It wouldn't run at all without winding.
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Old Apr 3, 2006 | 11:57 AM
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1. Or did she have a pack of wolves on her back? That can be deadly...
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Old Apr 3, 2006 | 12:02 PM
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I hear a cunning bunch of runts can be very damaging.
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Old Apr 3, 2006 | 12:03 PM
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Or maybe it was a running...... ..
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Old Apr 3, 2006 | 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by PeaceLove&S2K,Apr 3 2006, 11:55 AM
5. It wouldn't run at all without winding.
good eye.
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Old Apr 3, 2006 | 04:28 PM
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1. She died of shame because the backpack had gone out of fashion.
2. You can't dig half a hole.
3. It was an automatic.
4. There is no difference in the overall area, but the shape could be very different.
5. An eight day clock won't run at all without winding.
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Old Apr 3, 2006 | 04:42 PM
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6. How many times does proffessor bumble appear in mom's mind quizzes ?
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Old Apr 3, 2006 | 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted by tokyo_james,Apr 3 2006, 07:28 PM
2. You can't dig half a hole.
of course...
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