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Old Apr 12, 2006 | 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted by PeaceLove&S2K,Apr 12 2006, 12:00 PM
Mom, how does my mirror image hold something in *my* left hand anyway?
OH and just don't be holdin yur noodle in yur left hand in here
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Old Apr 12, 2006 | 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted by vtecmom,Apr 12 2006, 02:51 PM
I wuv makin you 's use yur noodles
Dont make me use my noodle on you mom!
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Old Apr 12, 2006 | 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Apr 12 2006, 12:04 PM
Dont make me use my noodle on you mom!
exits tread accordingly
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Old Apr 12, 2006 | 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by PeaceLove&S2K,Apr 12 2006, 12:04 PM
EINSTEIN's mirror image can hold something in his left hand?
YOU know who I wuz refering 2!!!!!!!!! That resident U know what of ours thats semi-MIA due 2 a new job
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Old Apr 12, 2006 | 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by vtecmom,Apr 12 2006, 02:04 PM
OH and just don't be holdin yur noodle in yur left hand in here
Salami, mom. there's a difference.
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Old Apr 12, 2006 | 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted by PeaceLove&S2K,Apr 12 2006, 02:43 PM
Wait 5: MY left hand? or the mirror image's left hand? 'cos if I see it holding the letter "d" in my left hand, I'd be holding the letter "b" in my left hand still?
I still think the real answer is 'looking in a mirror'
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Old Apr 12, 2006 | 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly,Apr 12 2006, 03:22 PM
I still think the real answer is 'looking in a mirror'
Its always the stupid obvious answer they try to trick you on.

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Old Apr 12, 2006 | 11:31 AM
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Old Apr 12, 2006 | 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by vtecmom,Apr 12 2006, 12:53 PM
Todays wonderfull ?'s>


1. If seven people meet each other and each shakes hands only once with each of the others, how many handshakes will there have been? < may be a repost but I'm too lazy to go back n check


2. When Clara Clatter was purchasing her new parrot, the salesman assured her that it would repeat any word it heard. About a week later, Clara returned the parrot complaining it hadn't uttered a single word. Given that the salesman had spoken the truth about the parrot's abilities, why wouldn't the bird talk?


3. There is a certain crime, that if it is attempted, is punishable, but if it is committed, is not punishable. What is the crime?


4. In the 'Strange' family, each daughter has the same number of brothers as she has sisters. Each son has twice as many sisters as he has brothers. How many sons and daughters are in the family?


5. If you saw your mirror image holding a letter ' d ' in your left hand, what would you, in actuality, be doing?


6. What word from group B belongs to group A and why?


A) FRONT, SKI, MELON, FALL

B) ROAD, TIRE, TOWER, CLIFF



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1. 21

2. The parrot is deaf

3. Suicide

4. 1 Son 2 Daughters

5. I would be holding a letter d in my left hand. It might 'appear' to be a letter 'b' in my right hand.

6. ierno
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Old Apr 12, 2006 | 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by ruexp67,Apr 12 2006, 03:43 PM
4. 1 Son 2 Daughters
8th grade was still pretty hard the 3rd time around, eh?
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