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Old Apr 21, 2003 | 10:33 AM
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A guy walks in to get a shave. While getting ready he told the barber he had two trouble spots in getting a close shave, one on each cheek. The barber gave him a wooden ball and asked him to put it in the right cheek, after which the barber did his thing. "Gee," the customer says, "that really does work!" The barber asked him to transfer the ball to the left cheek and the customer suddenly asked, "What would occur is I happened to swallow this thing?"

"Just do what everyone else does and return it tomorrow."
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Old Apr 21, 2003 | 11:34 AM
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Old Apr 21, 2003 | 11:34 AM
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Old, but still funny.
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Old Apr 21, 2003 | 03:31 PM
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Nice one Jack
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Old Apr 21, 2003 | 05:01 PM
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good one
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Old Apr 21, 2003 | 10:14 PM
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ewwwwww
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Old Apr 22, 2003 | 10:16 AM
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heh heh...

Good one Jack.
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