Monday Joke 3
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Monday Joke 3
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road and offered her a lift, which she accepted She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her habit to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthfully slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said "Father, remember Psalm 129." The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg. Further on, while shifting gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. Once again the nun said "Father, remember Psalm 129." Once again, the priest apologized "Sorry, Sister, but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up Psalm 129. Is said "Go forth and seek, further up, and you will find glory."
Moral of the story: Always be well informed in your job or you might miss a great opportunity.
Moral of the story: Always be well informed in your job or you might miss a great opportunity.
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A priest and a nun are on a donkey in the desert. The donkey dies of exhaustion. The priest says to the nun "I haven't really seen a woman naked before." The nun says "Really, is that so?" The priest then says "Yes, it is true. Will you please get naked for me while we spend what are soon to be our last hours in the desert?" The nun says "Yes, I will." The nun strips down to her birthday suit and the priest looks at her vagina and says "What's that?" The nun says "Its my black hole. You stick things in it and it brings life." The priest says "Oh really." The nun replies " Yes." The nun, shortly thereafter, says "I haven't seen a man naked. Will you please get naked for me just as I did for you?" The priest replies "Indeed" and he strips down to his birthday suit. The nun stares at his penis and says "Whats that?" The priest replies "That's my staff of life. You stick it in black holes and it brings life." The nun replies "Well, stick it up the donkey's black hole and lets get moving!"
