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Old Aug 12, 2002 | 07:04 AM
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A 25 years old woman is at the grocery store.

The wrapper looks at the items she's buying as he puts them in a bags.

There;s 1 bottle of milk, 1 small cereal box, 1 frozen dinner, 1 can of soup, 1 box of spaghetti and 1 can of frozen juice.

The wrapper says: "You
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Old Aug 12, 2002 | 07:08 AM
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LOL. Sounds like something my Dad would say...
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Old Aug 12, 2002 | 07:23 AM
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Old Aug 12, 2002 | 07:28 AM
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LMFAO
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Old Aug 12, 2002 | 07:42 AM
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Old Aug 12, 2002 | 07:55 AM
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LMAO!!
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Old Aug 12, 2002 | 08:37 AM
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Good one!
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Old Aug 12, 2002 | 09:01 AM
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Old Aug 12, 2002 | 11:53 AM
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Q: What sexual position produces the ugliest offspring?

A: I don't know, but you should ask your mother
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Old Aug 12, 2002 | 11:59 AM
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ouch
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