Movie Quotes
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From: MAHT-O-MEDI
Movie Quotes
I thought about starting another movie quote thread because I was watching a couple minutes of Smokey and the Bandit last night and heard Jackie Gleason deliver a good one. He was talking to his idiot son and said something like.....
"You could not be the fruit of my loins. Remind me, when we get home to punch your momma in the mouth."
Not so funny when you read it but his delivery was hilarious.
"You could not be the fruit of my loins. Remind me, when we get home to punch your momma in the mouth."
Not so funny when you read it but his delivery was hilarious.
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"Luke, says hear 'destruction a municipal property while unna da influence, knockin da heads offa parkin meters, two years.' Boy, we gone hafta git yer head right." The Boss (Strother Martin) to Luke (Paul Newman) in Cool Hand Luke.
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From: Kuna Idaho
IMO the best scene in movie history!!
A Few Good Men:
Col. Jessep: Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
A Few Good Men:
Col. Jessep: Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
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From: Orange Park
I love GlenGary stuff too but there's some great ones from Boiler Room too...don't recall the exact verbage but when Ben Affleck is talking to the noobs...something about 'pick your ass up out of that Italian leather chair...'.
