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Old Jan 18, 2006 | 07:19 PM
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Hey I just got this email and wonder if you think it could be legit. Whaddaya think... does anyone here know this Mr Mark?... should I follow up?... Do you think the upper case letters mean it's some sort of official document?

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Date: Wed, 18 Jan 2006 09:50:27 -0500
Subject: URGENT
From: MR MORISON MARK <morisonmarkx5@yahoo.ca>
ATTN: PRESIDENT/CEO I MR MORISON MARK, A BANK EXECUTIVE. I AM SENDING THIS MESSAGE TO YOU IN CONFIDENCE.. I AM ASKING FOR YOUR FAVOR IN THE TRANSFER OF SOME MONEY BELONGING TO ONE MR BARRY KELLY (DECEASED) WHOSE DEATH WE WERE NOT AWARE OF UNTIL WE NO LONGER GOT REPLY TO OUR ROUTINE NOTIFICATIONS TO HIS FORWARDING ADDRESS. WE WERE HOWEVER TOLD BY HIS EMPLOYERS, THAT HE DIED FROM AN AUTOMOBILE CRASH. NOW ALL ATTEMPTS TO TRACE HIS NEXT OF KIN HAS PROVED ABORTIVE. THERE IS HOWEVER NO TRACE IN ANY OF HIS OFFICIAL DOCUMENTS OF A NEXT OF KIN. THE BASIC LINE HERE IS THAT AT THE EXPIRATION OF 6 YEARS, THE MONEY WILL REVERT TO THE OWNERSHIP OF THE GOVERNMENT. NOBODY IS EVER COMING TO CLAIM THIS MONEY HAVING SPENT 5 AND A HALF YEARS IN OUR BANK. SO ALL I AM ASKING FROM YOU IS THAT YOU SHOULD STANDIN AS HIS NEXT OF KIN TO AVOID THE MONEY GOING INTO THE HANDS OF CORRUPT GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS. ALSO NOTE THAT, IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR THE MONEY TO LEAVE THE COFFERS OF THE BANK WITHOUT A NEXT OF KIN, WHO ALSO MUST BE A FOREIGNER. FURTHER WORKINGS OF THIS INITIATIVE, AND A SHARING RATIO, PLUS POSSIBLE AREAS OF INVESTMENT WILL BE DISCUSSED AS SOON AS I HEAR FROM YOU. BEST REGARDS. MR MORISON MARK
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Old Jan 18, 2006 | 07:21 PM
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Old Jan 18, 2006 | 07:28 PM
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Smells y to me... but then again, around me, everything smells y.

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Old Jan 18, 2006 | 09:25 PM
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Old Jan 19, 2006 | 03:24 AM
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Gotta hate those corrupt government officials, always taking money from corrupt bankers.
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Old Jan 19, 2006 | 04:29 AM
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Shall we him the way?
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Old Jan 19, 2006 | 04:46 AM
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Looks totally legit to me.























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Old Jan 19, 2006 | 05:29 AM
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Old Jan 19, 2006 | 06:30 AM
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Hell yeah man...All he needs is your bank account #, social security #, blood type, address, and the title to your car and the money is yours!!!! What are you waiting for!
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Old Jan 19, 2006 | 06:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Silver_S2000,Jan 19 2006, 10:30 AM
Hell yeah man...All he needs is your bank account #, social security #, blood type, address, and the title to your car and the money is yours!!!! What are you waiting for!
And you can PM me all of the info...
Just so I can confirm everything is on the up and up
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