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Old Jun 13, 2002 | 04:54 PM
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Grrrr. My stupid dog decided to jump at the S again, and now there are all these stupid dog scratches ON THE HOOD. I swear I'm gonna kick his ass.
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Old Jun 13, 2002 | 05:02 PM
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Oh man....that really sucks. I'm feeling for you. That's why I don't have pets except in a fish tank.
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Old Jun 13, 2002 | 05:17 PM
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Yeah, I'd like to throw his sorry black ass into a fish tank full of piranhas right now.
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Old Jun 13, 2002 | 05:21 PM
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FedEx has overnight you know!
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Old Jun 13, 2002 | 05:49 PM
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is your dog neutered?
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Old Jun 14, 2002 | 09:03 AM
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Originally posted by ricosuave
is your dog neutered?
Yes, he's neutered. He just has some emotional problems. He's a 4-year-old, 80-lb black lab who's mortally afraid of our sprinklers. Whenever the sprinklers go on, he throws himself at the door to the house (and whatever else is in the garage), trying to get in and away from the sprinklers. Usually, he's inside when they go on, but this week we all left the house really early and the S wasn't covered ... so he was clawing on it as well as the door.

Guy at the body shop said the scratches can be buffed out, but STILL. Damn dog. He needs to spend some time in the Hot Box and MELLOW OUT. heh heh.
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Old Jun 14, 2002 | 09:18 AM
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Originally posted by s2k_redhead


Yes, he's neutered. He just has some emotional problems. He's a 4-year-old, 80-lb black lab who's mortally afraid of our sprinklers. Whenever the sprinklers go on, he throws himself at the door to the house (and whatever else is in the garage), trying to get in and away from the sprinklers. Usually, he's inside when they go on, but this week we all left the house really early and the S wasn't covered ... so he was clawing on it as well as the door.

Guy at the body shop said the scratches can be buffed out, but STILL. Damn dog. He needs to spend some time in the Hot Box and MELLOW OUT. heh heh.
That does work you know. I've seen some really spastic pets change with just one time. We had a cat nick-named Bud, cause if you left any sitting out it would get eaten.
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Old Jun 14, 2002 | 09:24 AM
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Our dogs have that problem with the vacuum cleaner.
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Old Jun 14, 2002 | 09:55 AM
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Maybe next time, I'll wait for the sprinklers and when he comes inside, chase him with the vaccuum. Ha ha ha ha
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Old Jun 14, 2002 | 10:30 AM
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seriously, get him high or something.
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