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Old Jan 20, 2015 | 08:19 AM
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Default My pleasant day yesterday.....NOT!

First my colorectal surgeon looked up my pazzuty and said my anal fissure was completely healed. Hooray, I can ride the Lifecycle at the gym again! Then my urologist stuck a catheter with a camera up my penis and into my bladder (ugh!). I have a fistula in my bladder near where it connects with my colon. He showed it to me on the monitor.


It can be fixed when they resection my colon. Now that they know what's going on, they can schedule the surgery. Look out, Mom, another morphine addled Raptor call.
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Old Jan 20, 2015 | 09:47 AM
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You have chron's or u.c. or something ?
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Old Jan 20, 2015 | 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor
Look out, Mom, another morphine addled Raptor call.
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Old Jan 20, 2015 | 10:54 AM
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You have chron's or u.c. or something ?
A colon constriction, which causes intestinal blockage. Eight inches of my colon need to be removed.
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Old Jan 20, 2015 | 11:03 AM
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So glad I'm not eating my lunch right now.


Thinking of you RB!
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Old Jan 20, 2015 | 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted by UnkieTrunkie
Originally Posted by The Raptor' timestamp='1421774377' post='23475040
Look out, Mom, another morphine addled Raptor call.





I will hope to get it on a Voice Mail to re- play for you someday

You listen to that Doc & no delaying anything any longer
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Old Jan 21, 2015 | 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by vtecmom
Well as I recall :someone: cheated
Originally Posted by vtecmom
You listen to that Doc & no delaying anything any longer
Mom, I haven't been delaying it at all. The surgery couldn't be scheduled until they figured out what is wrong with my bladder. I'm neither a delayer nor a cheater.
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Old Jan 21, 2015 | 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor
Originally Posted by vtecmom' timestamp='1420480099' post='23456800
Well as I recall :someone: cheated
Originally Posted by vtecmom
You listen to that Doc & no delaying anything any longer
Mom, I haven't been delaying it at all. The surgery couldn't be scheduled until they figured out what is wrong with my bladder. I'm neither a delayer nor a cheater.


RB I ONLY said that due to when you delayed for the USC games previous as you said when we were @ BBear and I only meant it in a concerned way silly.


Again joking is joking ing is mom teasing so guess I need to no longer do that to you since you take it the wrong way

I will just 2 not commenting any longer
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Old Jan 22, 2015 | 08:23 AM
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Originally Posted by vtecmom
Originally Posted by The Raptor' timestamp='1421872962' post='23476684
[quote name='vtecmom' timestamp='1420480099' post='23456800']
Well as I recall :someone: cheated
Originally Posted by vtecmom
You listen to that Doc & no delaying anything any longer
Mom, I haven't been delaying it at all. The surgery couldn't be scheduled until they figured out what is wrong with my bladder. I'm neither a delayer nor a cheater.


RB I ONLY said that due to when you delayed for the USC games previous as you said when we were @ BBear and I only meant it in a concerned way silly.


Again joking is joking ing is mom teasing so guess I need to no longer do that to you since you take it the wrong way

I will just 2 not commenting any longer
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I was kind of kidding, too, Mom. And, actually, I did postpone it until after college football was over. It worked out, though. If I had the surgery on 12/7 I would be looking at new urinary tract surgery.
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Old Jan 22, 2015 | 09:28 AM
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:throwsupapeacesignaccodingly:

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