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Old May 31, 2006 | 12:32 PM
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An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes, Nurse Tracy" said Mr. Goldstein, "My private part died today, and I am very sad." Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences." The following day, Mr Goldstein was walking down the hall with his private part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your private part back inside your pajamas." But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, told you yesterday that my private part died." "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" "Well," he replied, "today's the viewing."

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Old May 31, 2006 | 12:34 PM
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At least it wasn't at the county morgue?
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Old May 31, 2006 | 12:37 PM
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Old May 31, 2006 | 01:33 PM
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Old May 31, 2006 | 02:37 PM
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Brings new meaning to the term Mourning Wood.
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Old May 31, 2006 | 02:40 PM
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I usually just call the EM NRB my idiot
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Old May 31, 2006 | 05:03 PM
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I thought Private Part was in the military... I think he's related to Major Woody...
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Old May 31, 2006 | 05:49 PM
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Nice one Raptor!
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Old May 31, 2006 | 07:08 PM
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Short term memory is the second thing to go.
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Old May 31, 2006 | 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by jasonw,May 31 2006, 05:03 PM
I thought Private Part was in the military... I think he's related to Major Woody...
you're like the king of corny jokes arent you?
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