Recent events have brought into light the need to find a way to ensure the security of travel by plane. That's why I'm proposing my solution......Nudist airlines! Send all of the luggage in a seperate plane as well. Only by taking these steps, can we be entirely sure of our safety from threats posed by foreign objects.

 

That would require nudist airlines PLUS cavity searches ... are you sure you want to go there????

 

Not to mention the fact that most people who travel on the airlines are NOT the kind of people you'd like to see (let alone sit near) sans clothing...

 

Another valid point raised by Barney

 

See...I TOLD you I had good points from time to time...

 

Is it MY fault that they're difficult to distinguish from all the bollox I spew?!

 

YES!

 

Oh.

 

Well you could have different sections for BMI ranges... or offer blinders...

 

cavity searches