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Old Feb 5, 2005 | 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted by vtecmom' date='Feb 5 2005, 01:17 PM
Uncle Rico Rules too Hey he's an X Football playa you should likie dat anyways :LOL
How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.
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Old Feb 5, 2005 | 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted by ACLR8' date='Feb 5 2005, 11:19 AM
How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.



"you girls lemme know if ya need anything" the looks on der faces was PRICLESS like ahhhh yeah right




OH and 1 more ting dat ROCK'S BOUT THE MOVIE IS THE CREDITS 2 Cute/Creative! I stuff like dat!
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Old Feb 5, 2005 | 11:09 AM
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best pickup line evar:
"I see you're drinking 1% milk. Is that because you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could probably be drinking whole milk."
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Old Feb 5, 2005 | 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted by racer chick' date='Feb 5 2005, 01:03 AM
omg this was the most retarded movie i have ever seen in my life.. so retarded i couldn't bear to sit through it, i turned it off in less than an hour..

you have to be on some serious crack, weed, coke,... something! to actually enjoy it... and if you can enjoy it without all that... then props to ya


Guess I'm a crackhead (and everyone else I know)
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Old Feb 5, 2005 | 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted by MrForgetable' date='Feb 5 2005, 04:09 PM
best pickup line evar:
"I see you're drinking 1% milk. Is that because you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could probably be drinking whole milk."
lol
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Old Feb 5, 2005 | 08:10 PM
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Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally.
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Old Feb 6, 2005 | 07:41 AM
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Originally Posted by KenS2K' date='Feb 5 2005, 09:10 PM
Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally.
Someone rented it hah! Just the way he said NESSIE
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Old Feb 7, 2005 | 07:01 AM
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Talk like Napoleon

http://humor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite....tent%2Fnd_board


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Old Feb 7, 2005 | 09:13 AM
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:gosh:
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Old Feb 7, 2005 | 09:15 AM
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"Tina you fat lard eat your ham!"
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