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Old Oct 28, 2003 | 07:17 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by tritium_pie
... gargle Cool Mint Listerine.
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Old Oct 28, 2003 | 07:31 PM
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The doorbell rang one night as we were drifting off to sleep. My wife asked me to take care of it. So I picked up the phone and said 'hello'
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Old Oct 28, 2003 | 07:32 PM
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My wife woke up to find my with my arm all the way up to my shoulder in the wastebasket. She asked me what I was doing and I said, "seeing if it's a good day to go to work".
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Old Oct 28, 2003 | 09:30 PM
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^ lol
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Old Oct 28, 2003 | 09:40 PM
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Old Oct 28, 2003 | 09:41 PM
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My wife woke up to find me with my arm all the way up to my elbow in her bung. She asked me what I was doing and I said, "sorry, I dropped my tooth brush....."
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Old Oct 28, 2003 | 10:43 PM
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so.. let me get this straight... with the clues you laid in front of me... i've concluded that you woke up... and stuck your OWN arm... in your OWN bung...
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Old Oct 28, 2003 | 10:46 PM
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sorry that was pathetic grammar, it's all fixed now
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Old Oct 28, 2003 | 11:01 PM
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ok.. i was about to pm you to send me whatever you were on
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Old Oct 29, 2003 | 06:22 AM
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Originally posted by wicky
sorry that was pathetic grammar, it's all fixed now

I see that you are right behind me at #2....
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