A brand new bride was talking to her mother in a quiet corner of her wedding reception. She said "Mom, teach me how to make my man happy." Her mother replied "Well, dear, when two people respect and honor each other, love can be beautiful." The bride said (in a slightly irritated voice) "Mom, I know how to fock, I'm asking for your lasagna recipe."

 

Blumpkin + Lasagna = a beautiful afternoon

 

 

You forgot the Chianti.

 

Unless she can hold the Lasagna plate while giving me a blumpkin, I'll be at a loss for hands.

 

:flat head:

 

 

BAHAHHAHAHA

 

 

It all sounds good initially, then you think about the mechanics of it. . .