The new Hello to Sophia thread!
my corner baby!!
dont even think about it!!!! 
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Well...since noone is here......I'll leave a story for youze guys for when you get here 
True Story:
*Jim is driving 5+ over the limit on a backroad trip in his hometown in Connecticut. His Mom is sitting in the passenger's seat...complaining about his speed in random outbursts. Jim is home for a few weeks in the summer from college (his junior year). They are on their way to Jim's little cousin Amy's 10th birthday party...where the rest of the family will be. This is how the conversation goes*
Mom: Jimmy?
Jim: Yeah Mom?
Mom: Didn't you have to call Anna today for something (my ex)
Jim: Oh crap!....errr.....sorry.....thanks for reminding me, I forgot.
Mom: Jimmy?
Jim: (glances over at her) Yeah Mom?
Mom: How long have the two'a'you been going out?
Jim: How long?....About three years if you include all the time we are away.
Mom: Jimmy?
Jim: Yeah Mom?
Mom: That's an awefully long time Jimmy? Don't you think?
Jim: Well yeah...longest I've ever been involved.
Mom: ....Long time Jimmy
Jim: (glances at Mom...shes staring at him) What?
Mom: Nothing......
(moment of silence)
Mom: Jimmy?
Jim: What Mom?
Mom: Don't you think it's a long time, Jimmy
Jim: I don't get it...is this a bad thing?
Mom: (big italian voice...like she's talking over twelve people) I'm just sayin! You know....you're only in college once ...shouldn't you be shopping around?
Jim: WHOA...hold on a friggin second....you are NOT giving me the "sewing your wild oats" speech, right?
Mom: well...I'm just sayin'
Jim: Holy sh*t.....you are giving me the "sewing your wild oats" speech!
Mom: I just think you should consider your options
Jim: On our way to Amy's TENTH birthday party? 'samatter with you!?!
Mom: Well you don't have to decide now
Jim: I am not hearing this...this isn't happening...
True Story:
*Jim is driving 5+ over the limit on a backroad trip in his hometown in Connecticut. His Mom is sitting in the passenger's seat...complaining about his speed in random outbursts. Jim is home for a few weeks in the summer from college (his junior year). They are on their way to Jim's little cousin Amy's 10th birthday party...where the rest of the family will be. This is how the conversation goes*
Mom: Jimmy?
Jim: Yeah Mom?
Mom: Didn't you have to call Anna today for something (my ex)
Jim: Oh crap!....errr.....sorry.....thanks for reminding me, I forgot.
Mom: Jimmy?
Jim: (glances over at her) Yeah Mom?
Mom: How long have the two'a'you been going out?
Jim: How long?....About three years if you include all the time we are away.
Mom: Jimmy?
Jim: Yeah Mom?
Mom: That's an awefully long time Jimmy? Don't you think?
Jim: Well yeah...longest I've ever been involved.
Mom: ....Long time Jimmy
Jim: (glances at Mom...shes staring at him) What?
Mom: Nothing......
(moment of silence)
Mom: Jimmy?
Jim: What Mom?
Mom: Don't you think it's a long time, Jimmy
Jim: I don't get it...is this a bad thing?
Mom: (big italian voice...like she's talking over twelve people) I'm just sayin! You know....you're only in college once ...shouldn't you be shopping around?
Jim: WHOA...hold on a friggin second....you are NOT giving me the "sewing your wild oats" speech, right?
Mom: well...I'm just sayin'
Jim: Holy sh*t.....you are giving me the "sewing your wild oats" speech!
Mom: I just think you should consider your options
Jim: On our way to Amy's TENTH birthday party? 'samatter with you!?!
Mom: Well you don't have to decide now
Jim: I am not hearing this...this isn't happening...
