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Old Feb 11, 2005 | 07:10 AM
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Sounds like a Utopian placebo to me



P E P T O B I M B O L
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an
evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.

D U M B E R O L
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

N A G A M E N T
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him.
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Old Feb 11, 2005 | 01:15 PM
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Side effects although rare include sleepiness, dry mouth, diarrhea, hot flashes, constipation, and dizziness. Erections lasting longer than four hours require immediate attention. Talk to your doctor to see if itol is right for you.
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Old Feb 11, 2005 | 01:19 PM
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medicated s
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Old Feb 11, 2005 | 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted by PeaceLove&S2K' date='Feb 11 2005, 10:55 AM
In Canada, they have the Extra-strength/Headache version - Fukitol EH.
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Old Feb 11, 2005 | 02:29 PM
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I need to get someone to prescribe this for me.
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Old Feb 11, 2005 | 03:52 PM
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:intravenous:
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Old Feb 11, 2005 | 03:55 PM
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That is hilarious!! I'll have to start prescribing that to my patients!
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Old Feb 11, 2005 | 04:24 PM
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That's been available in Hong Kong for years ..... I can't count how many of those I've taken ....
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