New parrot
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New parrot
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so little," she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff." The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, New madam." The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's really not so bad." When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said, "New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised. Moments later, the woman's husband Lee came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Bill."
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A young lady walked into a sex shop. She approached the counter and said
"Sir, I'm really horney. I need a dildo."
The man behind the counter said, "Well, we're out of regular dicks, but we
do have this special voodoo dick. You must be careful with it, whenever you
command it by saying 'Voodoo Dick,' it'll do whatever you say."
The woman bought the voodoo dildo and exited the store. She hopped into her
car and started driving home. While she was driving she got really horney
and said "Voodoo dick, do me!" and as the man said, the voodoo dildo
started doing her. Soon she was swerving all around the road, and a cop
pulled her over.
"What seems to be the problem, ma'am?" he asked.
"This voodoo dick, it's amazing! It started doing me as I was driving!" she
replied.
"Voodoo dick my ass!" The cop shouted
"Sir, I'm really horney. I need a dildo."
The man behind the counter said, "Well, we're out of regular dicks, but we
do have this special voodoo dick. You must be careful with it, whenever you
command it by saying 'Voodoo Dick,' it'll do whatever you say."
The woman bought the voodoo dildo and exited the store. She hopped into her
car and started driving home. While she was driving she got really horney
and said "Voodoo dick, do me!" and as the man said, the voodoo dildo
started doing her. Soon she was swerving all around the road, and a cop
pulled her over.
"What seems to be the problem, ma'am?" he asked.
"This voodoo dick, it's amazing! It started doing me as I was driving!" she
replied.
"Voodoo dick my ass!" The cop shouted
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Oct 28 2005, 10:28 AM
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so little," she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff." The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, New madam." The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's really not so bad." When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said, "New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised. Moments later, the woman's husband Lee came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Bill."
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