Brunt, you were saying that you want to learn some English phrases ..... well here are some good South/East London phrases for you ......


assband - as in "Am assband", "I am confined to the house".
awss - a four-legged animal on which money is won or lost.
blinding - excellent, as in "West Am/Tottenham/Arsenal are blinding"
(delete as appropriate).
bruvver - male sibling (or Mitchell).
cort a panda - quarter pound hamburger.
cach - sofa, settee.
caf - daytime eating house.
dan ill - a) in the direction of the bottom of an incline, b) decline,
ie."Kat from EastEnders gone a bit dan ill lately."
donut - idiot.
eassband - as in "Eassband, mate" (instructions to cabbie to take Essex
man in an easterly direction).
effix - moral principles.
fanx - an expression of gratitude.
fink - ponder.
Furrock - where to find the Lakeside Shopping Centre.
gaff - house or home.
garrij - the motah's gaff.
haitch - letter between G and I (usually dropped).
Ibeefa - Balaeric holiday island.
innit - a) is it not? A superfluous suffix, as in: "I'm goana Saffend,
innit."
jacks -

 

wow cool...im gonna say that sheit at school. james

 

Righto Gov'na, yooz lot spekin nuffin but bollocks!!!!

 

You space cadets is avin a larf aint ya ? Spoze ya fink its cleva don'cha!!

 

yes

 

oi oi! Muppet, oppit .......

 

Oh I say, the language is getting rather tiresome in here eh what!

 

Too fakin roight ! Ain't no one got no effix any more ....

 

Ahhhh get a black dog up ya, ya carn. Aint got no effin effix round ere for donkeys ears....

 

James you forgot.........Bloody Hell Fire and Gairage, and Straight Away?????