New thread technology! Patent Pending
04-14-2003, 10:26 PM
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Spurred on by the discovery of the "empty post", I began a search for new posting technologies that would take post whoring to an even higher more meaningless level! Ok, It was raining last week and I couldn't drive, I got knock on the head, I was delirious from fever...
Although these items are patent pending and I have charged large licensing fees to AHM for their use! I grant full and unlimited use of these new technologies to S2KI and it's affiliates!
The Lurk Only Thread™
Only the thread starter can post, everyone else can lurk, but not post!
Imagine the freedom you'll have to explore the limits of Post Whoredom!
Free to post at will! Always get the corner! Never again live in fear of being flamed! Post a pole, predict the winner and get 100% agreement!
The Post Only Thread™
Everyone can post, but no one can see the posts! Finally the freedom to post whatever you want. No site posting rules. Politics, libel, No little black spots on the "official hot ...." threads! No one can see it. Think of the thrill! Living on the edge, breaking all the rules! Flame whomever you want and never have to appologize!
The Official Max-PPD Pop-Up App™ aka Max-PPD-It!™
A new button next to submit. Go ahead type in that long winded response. Spell check it then hit "Max-PPD-It!". A pop-up window appears with your post. A counter displays the number of characters in your post. You hit ok and the Max-PPD App posts for you, one letter per post. Automatically adjusts to any PPD limit. Great way to keep you PPD up during those sunny top down days, bio-breaks, meal times, work hours, final exams or anytime your real life gets in the way of posting.
Although these items are patent pending and I have charged large licensing fees to AHM for their use! I grant full and unlimited use of these new technologies to S2KI and it's affiliates!
The Lurk Only Thread™
Only the thread starter can post, everyone else can lurk, but not post!
Imagine the freedom you'll have to explore the limits of Post Whoredom!
Free to post at will! Always get the corner! Never again live in fear of being flamed! Post a pole, predict the winner and get 100% agreement!
The Post Only Thread™
Everyone can post, but no one can see the posts! Finally the freedom to post whatever you want. No site posting rules. Politics, libel, No little black spots on the "official hot ...." threads! No one can see it. Think of the thrill! Living on the edge, breaking all the rules! Flame whomever you want and never have to appologize!
The Official Max-PPD Pop-Up App™ aka Max-PPD-It!™
A new button next to submit. Go ahead type in that long winded response. Spell check it then hit "Max-PPD-It!". A pop-up window appears with your post. A counter displays the number of characters in your post. You hit ok and the Max-PPD App posts for you, one letter per post. Automatically adjusts to any PPD limit. Great way to keep you PPD up during those sunny top down days, bio-breaks, meal times, work hours, final exams or anytime your real life gets in the way of posting.
to your superior intellect. And more importantly, open my wallet to use your inventions......
04-15-2003, 05:41 AM
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Originally posted by tokyo_james
They sound excellent ..... are you working in bringing them to the market ????
They sound excellent ..... are you working in bringing them to the market ????
Yeah, I'm just having trouble finding a good carbon fiber guy in the area to produce the prototype Max-PPD-It! Buttons!
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