NEWS FLASH! Bush changes a lightbulb!
Probably a repost but I really dont care. It makes me laugh!
How many Bush Administration officials does it take to change a light
bulb?
The Answer is TEN...
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed.
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs
to
be changed.
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for
changing
the light bulb or for eternal darkness.
5. One to give a billion doll ar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the
new
light bulb.
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing
on a
step ladder under the banner "Bulb Accomplished"
7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how Bush
was
literally "in the dark" the whole time.
8. One to viciously smear #7.
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush
has had
a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along.
10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between
screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
How many Bush Administration officials does it take to change a light
bulb?
The Answer is TEN...
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed.
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs
to
be changed.
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for
changing
the light bulb or for eternal darkness.
5. One to give a billion doll ar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the
new
light bulb.
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing
on a
step ladder under the banner "Bulb Accomplished"
7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how Bush
was
literally "in the dark" the whole time.
8. One to viciously smear #7.
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush
has had
a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along.
10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between
screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
Originally Posted by tokyo_james,Oct 12 2005, 02:01 PM
That pretty much sums up what the US looks like to us outsiders 

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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Oct 13 2005, 03:42 AM
I am proud of the fact that I did NOT vote for him....TWICE 

Originally Posted by tokyo_james,Oct 12 2005, 03:44 PM
You still have to take the responsibility for being part of the nation that DID vote him back in though .... 

Originally Posted by mikes2k,Oct 13 2005, 03:52 AM
We are so focked! 


Everyone is entitled to make a mistake, so voting him in once can be forgiven ... but giving him a BIGGER majority (well, actually a majority rather than a minority
) the second time is indefensible !!!







