They gotta learn some time, J.

 

Oh geez...

 

Whatever

 

Recalling a "Pimps and Hos" party in college, it was apparent that many people lacked the proper upbringing to fit the role or either Pimp or Ho. Earlier training seems vital!

 

I think the costumes are great, but how do you explain to the kids what the theme of the party is ?!??!!?!

 

Tell it to 'em straight, James. "Kids, you're dressing up... Janey, you're going to be dressed as a 'ho'... Joey, you're going to be dressed as a 'pimp'... The ho's job is to make money, the pimp's job is to take the money and spend it on lavish accessories, while beating the ho and occasionally fuc... giving her massages... if anyone asks, just tell em what I told ya... minus the massage part."