NikePenguin and Racer Chick
RC: Remember when we froze your semen? You said that if it didn't look like you were coming back we should try to create an heir so a part of you would live forever?
NP: Oh sure.
RC: Well, after a couple of years we got a little... impatient. NikePenguin, I would like you to meet your son.
NP: My son?
RC: Ja. LittlePenguin!
---- [LP waddles in] ----
NP: Hello LittlePenguin.
LP: Hi.
NP: I'm your father. NikePenguin.
LP: I haven't seen you my whole life and now you just show up and *expect* a relationship? I hate you. What?
NP: Can I have a hug?
LP: No.
NP: Give me a hug.
LP: No way.
NP: Come on. Let's go. Pronto.
LP: What are you doing?
NP: I'm with it. I'm hip. Well, don't look at me like I'm friggin' Frankenstein! Come here and give your father a hug.
LP: Get away from me, you lazy-eyed psycho!
---- [NP waddles after him with his flippers out] ----
NP: Hug, hug, hug...
NP: Oh sure.
RC: Well, after a couple of years we got a little... impatient. NikePenguin, I would like you to meet your son.
NP: My son?
RC: Ja. LittlePenguin!
---- [LP waddles in] ----
NP: Hello LittlePenguin.
LP: Hi.
NP: I'm your father. NikePenguin.
LP: I haven't seen you my whole life and now you just show up and *expect* a relationship? I hate you. What?
NP: Can I have a hug?
LP: No.
NP: Give me a hug.
LP: No way.
NP: Come on. Let's go. Pronto.
LP: What are you doing?
NP: I'm with it. I'm hip. Well, don't look at me like I'm friggin' Frankenstein! Come here and give your father a hug.
LP: Get away from me, you lazy-eyed psycho!
---- [NP waddles after him with his flippers out] ----
NP: Hug, hug, hug...








