Some of my patients come from South America...

A few of them are named "Jesus" (pronouned Heh Suss)
Today I met a guy named "Perfecto"

If you're named that, imagine the pressure you have to live up to...

"Yeah, you found a cure for cancer Jesus but did they change the calendar acording to your birth date?"

 

 

I work with a guy named Jesus... It's tempting to ask him to perform some miracles and get us profit sharing...

 

A guy in my spanish class is Jesus

 

My Mom's name is Velma

 

Wasn' t the main character in the Bible called Jesus

 

I think it was some guy called "Gideon"...


That's the first named that I see...

 

Thanks for clearing that one up Zoe .... I'm sure I remember seeing Jesus in there .... but maybe that was in the remake of the flim or it could have been in Bible II .... I get so confused sometimes ....

 

I once super glued my index finger to my forehead.

 

I once stapled my index finger.... boy that sucker bled like a stuck pig.....