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Old Jul 7, 2008 | 04:54 AM
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What did the woman sunbathing on the beach say to Michael Jackson?






























"Excuse me, but you're in my son..."
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Old Jul 7, 2008 | 04:57 AM
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Old Jul 7, 2008 | 05:03 AM
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How is MJ like a grocery bag?


























They are both made out of plastic, and dangerous for children to play with.
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Old Jul 7, 2008 | 05:04 AM
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MJ was spotted in KMart the other day.































Apparenly he saw a sign and had to stop. The sign said: Little Boys Pants half off.
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Old Jul 7, 2008 | 05:54 AM
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How can you tell when it's time to leave the Neverland ranch?
























When the big hand is on the little hand...
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Old Jul 7, 2008 | 09:49 AM
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Old Jul 7, 2008 | 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Peter Pantless,Jul 7 2008, 04:54 AM
What did the woman sunbathing on the beach say to Michael Jackson?






























"Excuse me, but you're in my son..."
oh. that's bad.


"The kid in my likes the frosted side, but the adult in me likes the kid in me!"
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Old Jul 7, 2008 | 06:54 PM
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Okay, enough of that...


Still hanging out in O2 bars, Wickalicious?
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Old Jul 7, 2008 | 07:24 PM
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lol nice thread!
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Old Jul 7, 2008 | 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Peter Pantless,Jul 7 2008, 06:54 PM
Okay, enough of that...


Still hanging out in O2 bars, Wickalicious?
not anymore, i keep an oxygen tank at home so I can breath alone...
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