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Old Aug 8, 2003 | 05:48 AM
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Inspired by a remark by JT...

This thread is for the airing out of any dirty laundry you see fit.

Got an ex/roomie/spouse/friend/co-worker/boss/neighbor/landlord/pet/political figure/commanding officer/driver/relative that's done you wrong???


Tell us ALL about it!



JT, the floor is open:
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Old Aug 8, 2003 | 06:07 AM
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I once had this 1/2 Jamaican chiropractor who did this voodoo thing and told me that my lower back pain was caused by my anger at my late father for not buying me a telescope when I was 13.
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Old Aug 8, 2003 | 06:10 AM
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And I have this asshole neighbor who said he was putting in a swimming pool, when he really was building a two-srory house that would block our view of the mountains. When he first got started, Mrs. Raptor overheard the construction workers and asked me "Raptor, do swimming pools have doors?"
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Old Aug 8, 2003 | 06:12 AM
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I had some quack homeopathic doctor instruct me to get a colonic to help my back pain.

After three days of colonic treatments, I was embarassed, out $150, my back hurt more than ever and I felt like a telephone pole had taken up permanent residence in my ass.
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Old Aug 8, 2003 | 06:17 AM
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my gf wants more of a commitement than just living together and being monogomous! It's become an ultimatum of promise of a ring or I stop wasting my time.
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Old Aug 8, 2003 | 06:56 AM
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Damn, dude, that one is tough.

My first wife gave me shit in the same scenario. I bought a boat, and she was pissed off that I didn't put a ring on her finger. We had talked about marriage, but I had never proposed.

The marriage didn't last, and I regret being told that I had to propose... kind of defeated the purpose.

PLease don't think I'm offering advice, It just reminds me of a similiar experience that I had. I hope it works out, whatever you should decide to do.
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Old Aug 8, 2003 | 06:56 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Jimmy Skidmarks[B]

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*It's a typical thursday evening in Bethesda for the Studio Z crew. A bunch of the fellas get together at Rock Bottom Brewery for $1 pint night...including Sean...his brother and admittedly hot sister...yours truly...and eventually, Kelly
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Old Aug 8, 2003 | 06:59 AM
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yeah, that's what i'm feeling. if i give the ring, I'll feel resentful for it.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Zoechops
[B]Damn, dude, that one is tough.

My first wife gave me shit in the same scenario. I bought a boat, and she was pissed off that I didn't put a ring on her finger. We had talked about marriage, but I had never proposed.

The marriage didn't last, and I regret being told that I had to propose... kind of defeated the purpose.
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Old Aug 8, 2003 | 09:00 AM
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Old Aug 8, 2003 | 09:03 AM
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Haha Mom can find a pic for any situation
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