Hey, I was an altar boy!

 

....until you were caught by the organ...

 

Raptor's on the tweak again?

 

I almost got kicked out of the altar boys for setting the altar on fire while lighting candles just before high mass. I also dropped a box of unconsecrated hosts (I was going to feed them to the fish in our pond) while on my bicycle in my altar boy outfit in front of the church when people were leaving after mass. The hosts all fluttered in the air and everyone was horrified. My parents got paid a visit by the Monsignor over that one.

 

Pays to be Lutheran.

 

No one pays me to be heathenistic.