The Official Drinking Thread
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this morning I woke up still drunk from the night before. I'd been drinking for 12 hours...those I was with had an extra 3 hours on me due to my occupational restrictions. First two words out of my mouth at 8:30am - "shit, sun!" Walk downstairs, find the pot on the floor. Smoke a bowl, go to the roof. Fished some smokable butts out of the buttcan, smoked them. Made three drunken phone calls, left some drunken IM messages. Decided I better head home and get ready for work. Get in my car, still buzzing but not drunk...definately high. Beautiful morning, it was even warm! Navigate the car through town, pick up smokes. smoke. scream in no particular direction, for no particular reason and gather the strange looks from other drivers. smoke. cruise over the hill, sit in traffic on the highway. scream more, gather more strange looks. look at hotties, follow a particular one and smile at her. get a nice smile back 
go home, get into bed, email work saying i'll be late. smoke a bowl, chat w/ girls online, smoke another bowl. decide it's time to rise and shine around noon. brush my teeth. vomit. start brushing my teeth again, vomit more. finish brushing my teeth, feel less toxic, go grab a bagel and some coffee. smoke. feel toxic again. get to work, drink a couple pints of water. teach a friend online how to start their own pronsite. get a lot of good work done towards my paycheck and start sobering up. call mom, chit chat and invite her out to party. talk to sister, invite her out to party. talk to cousin, friend, invite them out to party. now capable of posting to s2ki, work stops. write down this story. continue waiting before i can leave and get my haircut. carpe diem!!! 
go home, get into bed, email work saying i'll be late. smoke a bowl, chat w/ girls online, smoke another bowl. decide it's time to rise and shine around noon. brush my teeth. vomit. start brushing my teeth again, vomit more. finish brushing my teeth, feel less toxic, go grab a bagel and some coffee. smoke. feel toxic again. get to work, drink a couple pints of water. teach a friend online how to start their own pronsite. get a lot of good work done towards my paycheck and start sobering up. call mom, chit chat and invite her out to party. talk to sister, invite her out to party. talk to cousin, friend, invite them out to party. now capable of posting to s2ki, work stops. write down this story. continue waiting before i can leave and get my haircut. carpe diem!!!
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