Who dudn't love a good sammich?!?!?

 

or parfaits.

 

Too much dairy in the parfaits

 

Soy?

 

Perhaps, but they always have that strange soy mealiness to them. Even then, the parfait is quite the endangered species around here. . . you can only find them ready-made at KFC, or as some weird Jell-O product.

 

Deep-fried Mars Bar?

 

I live in San Jose. Put it in a corn tortilla, and you might have a fighting chance.

 

I want Esso to send me some Jaffa cakes.

Hmmm.... tortilla... are you Little Tortilla Boy?

 

No, I'm the Tacoma Aroma

 

mmmmmmmmm