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25 Reason why Beer is better then a woman...
You can enjoy a beer all month long.
Beer stains wash out.
You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
Your beer will always wait patiently in the car while you play softball.
When you beer goes flat, you toss it out.
Beer is never late.
A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
Hangovers go away.
Beer labels come off without a fight.
When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
Beer never has a headache.
After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth five cents.
A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.
If you pour a beer right, you always get good head.
A beer always goes down easy.
You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
You can share a beer with your friends.
You always know when your the first one to pop a beer.
Beer is always wet.
Beer doesn't demand equality.
You can have a beer in public.
A beer doesn't care when you come.
A frigid beer is a good beer.
You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony
You can enjoy a beer all month long.
Beer stains wash out.
You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
Your beer will always wait patiently in the car while you play softball.
When you beer goes flat, you toss it out.
Beer is never late.
A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
Hangovers go away.
Beer labels come off without a fight.
When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
Beer never has a headache.
After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth five cents.
A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.
If you pour a beer right, you always get good head.
A beer always goes down easy.
You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
You can share a beer with your friends.
You always know when your the first one to pop a beer.
Beer is always wet.
Beer doesn't demand equality.
You can have a beer in public.
A beer doesn't care when you come.
A frigid beer is a good beer.
You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony