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Old Sep 19, 2005 | 02:09 PM
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Originally Posted by KenS2K,Sep 19 2005, 02:46 AM
I smell a no contact order coming your way.













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You would know!
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Old Sep 19, 2005 | 05:03 PM
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first you say hi and shake her hand. while you have her hand, slap the cuffs on. Say she can have the key after homecoming, as long as she behaves. Otherwise she gets the ax, literally. And make her carry the shovel and sixpack for you.
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Old Sep 19, 2005 | 05:04 PM
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a good backhand across the face is good for your date's morale too.
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Old Sep 19, 2005 | 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted by The Unabageler,Sep 19 2005, 05:04 PM
a good backhand across the face is good for your date's morale too.
mine prefers a hard slap on the cheek...
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Old Sep 20, 2005 | 06:14 AM
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Punch her in the back of the neck.
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Old Sep 20, 2005 | 06:25 AM
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Old Sep 20, 2005 | 06:27 AM
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Old Sep 20, 2005 | 06:27 AM
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Now if you would have asked for SEMI-official help you might have gotten better responses.
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Old Sep 20, 2005 | 08:29 AM
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Old Sep 20, 2005 | 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted by S2020,Sep 19 2005, 11:36 AM
we need more background info. How well do you know her? what's the situation like? dating, friends?
good friends.
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