I'm hung over and need more sleep and shit. peace.

 

It's been so long I've almost forgotten how wicked a hangover can be...

 

I went out with a friend from work and the theme was let's get up. Around 4 am my dd dropped me and her car off at my house. She called me this morning saying, "I woke up in bed with all my clothes on and my car missing."

being that I'm married this is very different than the quote I would have gotten 5 years ago.

 

 

do you have the hangover shits?

 

I usually save it up for one really big nasty shit and I tell my wife that that particular bathroom is off limits for 4-6 hours. Of course if one of my guy friends comes over that's the first place I tell them to go. I've only had to resussitate 2 people.

 

I walked in on my boyfriend taking a shit naked on the toilet wearing one sock....is this typical male behavior?

 

Depends on where the one sock was.

 

on his left foot!

he's a little pissed cuz i took his picture

 

I made up for it with a goodmorning blowjob this morning though mauahhaha