What's the matter with your alma?

 

 

 

 

 

 

tell me the story

 

If an Asian girl was really Asian, she...

be wearing platforms
be wearing flares
has one of those fake-ass voices on the phone
carries a big-ass purse
carries hella pictures of her homies in the purse
knows everybody in town
thinks she knows about cars, but really don't
lies about her age when y'all first meet
thinks she knows how to drive
talks hella fast on your voice mail
has money but is hella cheap when it comes to paying
has taken studio pictures more than 7 times a month
wears a(n) Nautica, Tommy, Polo, Nike, or Adidas jacket
wears those fake-ass leather jackets
is seen every week at the mall
wear tight see-through shirts
never goes anywhere without at least her homie or her cousin
seems to be cousins with all the females in town
drives hella crazy... cuz she can't reach the pedal all the way
thinks she's fat... when she's like a little toothpick
likes it when peeps tell her she's cute... cuz she conceited
brings hundred lbs. of make-up in her purse
wants to get color contacts to look good
is always talking about "Asian Pride"
is always reppin her nationality
if she's a good girl... has strict ass parents
if she's a bad girl... goes out every night
used to be a thug/gangsta girl
loves to karaoke with her homegirls
can write hella nice
writes "sorry so sloppy" on every letter
plays b-ball without shoes... cuz she only has platforms
if her natural hair color is nothing but a faint memory in the past
pages everyone with "good night" when they go to sleep
loves money... regardless who's it is

 

i'll tell you soon....