Define 'cheating'



If I 'improve' my lie while nobodys watching, is it cheating?


If I go 20 MPH over the speed limit and John E. Law doesn't find out, have I broken a law?


If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody's around to hear it, does it make a friggin difference?



If a passenger train leaves Las Vegas at noon, heading East at 70 MPH, and a freight train leaves St. Louis at 1:00PM, headin west at 50 MPH, How long will it be before the two train colide head-on?

 

Well, I admit, having a lifetime as a do-over, with prior knowledge of your future would be a really interesting game.

And, I for one believe that if a tree falls in the forest then it doesn't matter if anyone's there to hear it. Whether it matters or not is a question of perspective.

 

You were supposed to try and solve the train question so that I could come back and say...


WRONG!!!




Las Vegas absolutely NO passenger rail service of any kind.




Pretty stupid, really.

 

Sorry I didn't guess.

Not really.

 

Thats okay, I'm a little buzzed, and I have to pee with the force of a thousand fire hoses...






excuse me...

 

:thanks Zoe for taking that outside:

 

ummm...


okay

 

Feel relieved?

 

for now...


but the outflow of beer is unaviodable.

Its just a metter of time.