A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl ofLucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide,the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours Later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?" Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. I meant my dress size, you asshole!

 

aww... at least he tried ^^;

 

we just can't win

 

 

Sorry, after seeing "Death Slide," "Wall of Fear," and "Screaming Monster," I thought George was just talking about my dating life again.

 

Even when we're right, we're wrong...

 

The smart man would have replied at this point, "But Honey, you're still a 10 in my book."

And I would have muttered, "You and me, both, babe."

Is that why I've got so many ex's?

 

I left off the end of the joke because I thought it was sexist. (I can't believe I just said that.): ".....even when men listen they don't get it right."

 

Sad but true George. . . there again, garbage in, garbage out.