Oh, what a brutal winter it's been.
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From: P Town
Originally posted by ltweintz
heh heh
Yeah....we'll have to setup a screening process....
heh heh
Yeah....we'll have to setup a screening process....
1- A Scale at Front Door (weight Reqiurement). Must not *break* 125 on Scale!
2- A Mirror inside front door (Beauty Requirement). Must not Break Mirror!
3- A basic math Test (I.Q. Requirement). Must not pass test.
4- A drinking Test (Lightweight Requirement). Drink two drinks without passing out.
5- A Clothing test (SeXXy Requirement). Must have minimal clothing on reguardless of weather conditions.
6- Women that show up with Nothing on, Beer, Weed or good looking friends do get bonus points.
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Did I miss anything Luke??
I think someone just got Own3d..
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From: Wheeler Army Airfield, HI
Originally posted by cloudnine
The Official Screening Process
1- A Scale at Front Door (weight Reqiurement). Must not *break* 125 on Scale!
2- A Mirror inside front door (Beauty Requirement). Must not Break Mirror!
3- A basic math Test (I.Q. Requirement). Must not pass test.
4- A drinking Test (Lightweight Requirement). Drink two drinks without passing out.
5- A Clothing test (SeXXy Requirement). Must have minimal clothing on reguardless of weather conditions.
6- Women that show up with Nothing on, Beer, Weed or good looking friends do get bonus points.
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Did I miss anything Luke??
The Official Screening Process
1- A Scale at Front Door (weight Reqiurement). Must not *break* 125 on Scale!
2- A Mirror inside front door (Beauty Requirement). Must not Break Mirror!
3- A basic math Test (I.Q. Requirement). Must not pass test.
4- A drinking Test (Lightweight Requirement). Drink two drinks without passing out.
5- A Clothing test (SeXXy Requirement). Must have minimal clothing on reguardless of weather conditions.
6- Women that show up with Nothing on, Beer, Weed or good looking friends do get bonus points.
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Did I miss anything Luke??
Damn...where is the
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