OK, here's a real Irish joke.
Kelly and O'Flaherty were digging a ditch in downtown Tipperarry, right across the street from a brothel. They saw a Protestant minister slip quietly in the back door. Kelly said "Aye, what is the world cumin ta when a man of the cloth has to resort to the wages of sin?" O'Flaherty replied "Aye, what is the world cumin ta?" Then they saw a rabbi slip quietly in the back door. Kelly: "Aye, tis a great tragedy, indeed, when a man of God succumbs to the temptation of the flesh." O'Flaherty: " Aye, tis a great tragedy." Then they saw a Catholic priest slip quietly in the back door. Kelly: "Aye, tis a pity, one of the poor girls musta died."
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