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Old Apr 29, 2003 | 09:37 AM
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Kelly and O'Flaherty were digging a ditch in downtown Tipperarry, right across the street from a brothel. They saw a Protestant minister slip quietly in the back door. Kelly said "Aye, what is the world cumin ta when a man of the cloth has to resort to the wages of sin?" O'Flaherty replied "Aye, what is the world cumin ta?" Then they saw a rabbi slip quietly in the back door. Kelly: "Aye, tis a great tragedy, indeed, when a man of God succumbs to the temptation of the flesh." O'Flaherty: " Aye, tis a great tragedy." Then they saw a Catholic priest slip quietly in the back door. Kelly: "Aye, tis a pity, one of the poor girls musta died."
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Old Apr 29, 2003 | 10:19 AM
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I didn't know you could get little boys at a brothel......
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Old Apr 29, 2003 | 10:40 AM
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heh heh...
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Old Apr 29, 2003 | 11:00 AM
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Old Apr 29, 2003 | 12:47 PM
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I think mine is funnier
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Old Apr 29, 2003 | 01:16 PM
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"The Raptor"????? Mom, I think you're losing it.
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Old Apr 29, 2003 | 01:21 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by The Raptor
[B]"The Raptor"?????
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Old Apr 29, 2003 | 01:26 PM
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I am not a joke. I take umbrage at that. I am a paragon of sobriety, serious dissertation, analytical thinking, and methodical research. As I told the new guy, Hoonda, earlier this morning, everyone in The Corner is crazy except me.
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Old Apr 29, 2003 | 01:27 PM
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this is soooo embarrasing.....
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Old Apr 29, 2003 | 01:32 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by The Raptor
[B]I am not a joke.
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