One evening a man was at home watching a baseball game on TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle catching one, his wife asks him a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell into his ear. Both he and his wife tried to retrieve the peanut but only succeeded in pushing it deeper into his ear canal. Prior to calling 911, their daughter came home with her date. After being fully informed of the crisis, the daughter's date said he could get the peanut out without any problem. The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow extra hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out his ear. Everyone was overjoyed and the young man merely said it was his pleasure to be of assistance. Then the daughter took the young man out to the kitchen for some beer and chips. Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said "That was amazing! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?" The father relied,"from the smell of his fingers, our son in law."

 

So, how does the father know what his daughters snatch smells like.

And don't say they all smell the same.

 

Poetic license.

 

Her cooter smells like poetic license? :cornfused:

 

Tastes like chicken.

 

If it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin'
If it tastes like trout, get the out!!!